Christmas Sweaters – Buy Christmas And Holiday Sweaters Online

Christmas Sweaters – Buy Christmas And Holiday Sweaters Online

Women's Ugly Christmas Sweater

Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater

$42.99

Ladies Ugly Christmas Vest Adult Costume Perfect for your Ugly Sweater Party but not the traditional itchy holiday sweatshirt Womens Costume Includes: Poly Cotton T-shirt material with print of ugly Christmas sweater vest Available Sizes: Small Medium Large XL

Adult Ugly Christmas Elf Sweater

Adult Ugly Christmas Elf Sweater

$42.99

Ugly Christmas Elf Adult T-Shirt Make this a more comfortable Holiday season by wearing a T-shirt! Includes: Cotton/Poly long sleeve t-shirt with faux zipper, belt, Christmas bells, Christmas trees, gingerbread men and teddy bear. Let the Holiday festivities begin! Available Sizes: Medium Large Extra Large Extra Extra Large Pants not included.

Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater

Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater

$42.99

Ugly Christmas Frisky Deer Sweater Perfect for that company Christmas party; then again, maybe not Mens Shirt Includes: Polycotton t-shirt material with realistic print of sweater featuring reindeer getting a little frisky with each other. Adult Small Adult Large Adult XL Adult XXL

Christmas Ornament Adult Sweater

Christmas Ornament Adult Sweater

$39.99

Decorating the Christmas tree is a fun and timeless tradition. Take decoration to another level when you don this Christmas Ornament adult sweater. The green; red; white and yellow; 100% acrylic garment is adorned with candy canes and ornamental balls.100% AcrylicHand Wash

Christmas Icon Adult Sweater

Christmas Icon Adult Sweater

$39.99

Baby; it’s cold outside. So; bundle up in this delightful Christmas Icon adult sweater. It’s everything you love about Christmas on a 100% acrylic garment. Deck the halls along with your upper torso!100% AcrylicHand Wash

O Christmas Tree Sweater

O Christmas Tree Sweater

$39.99

Get cozy and Christmas-y in the O Christmas Tree Adult Sweater! Show up at any holiday party and rival all the other holiday sweaters with this Santa red sweater with tree and snowflake design.O Christmas Tree Adult Sweater includes: Sweater Hat and pants not included Materials: 100% Acrylic Wash/Care Instructions: Hand wash cold water. Do not bleach. Dry Flat. Do not iron.

Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.99

You know how in basically every television series that you’ve ever seen that the characters are never seen excusing themselves from dinner to go "use the facilities?" Never prior to heading to an away mission does Picard let his team know that they better use the sonic scrubber for the down below… the Cosby clan never had to complain that in a house filled with kids and spouses that there weren’t enough bathrooms to use… the X-Men never borrowed the lavatory pass at Xavier’s School for Gifted Children. What sort of superpowers did the aliens of Star Trek, the mutants of the Marvel Universe, or a close-knit family in Brooklyn Heights have that they never once in dozens of seasons needed to go to the bathroom?If that kind of break from reality drove you crazy, than you’ll be incredibly comforted by this Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater which, for once and for all, admits that even the Big Guy up North doesn’t have the magical skills needed to disrupt his own basic biology. All those cookies certainly do the job on the guy. So, you can be comforted by both knowledge and this acrylic knit sweater… while you make everyone else incredibly uncomfortable, anyway.

Women's Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

$29.99

As much as your grandma tries to knit you some really terrible sweaters (which she thinks are really cute) for you to wear to your office Christmas party, she can’t compete with this piece of, uh interesting, apparel. Ugly Christmas sweater parties are all the rage right now! We are also aware of how hard it is to find that perfect sweater that’s both a little ugly and a little cute, am I right? Like really, who knew it could be so hard to pick out something that is suppose to be ugly? Instead of rummaging through dusty old thrift stores to find a sweater that doesn’t smell like mildew, we can make the shopping experience easy for you! This perfectly hideous Christmas vest is sure to get you those compliments we all secretly want to hear. You will be the envy of the office and the best part is, it can be shipped right to your door! Grandma raised a winner, right? She wants you to be showered with all the glory of winning that ugly sweater contest, so the only logical choice is to wear this shirt, which has puppies, kitties and the other cliched goodness that make up the perfect ugly Christmas sweater!

Santa's Stuck Christmas Sweater

Santa’s Stuck Christmas Sweater

$39.99

This sweater is going to become the new family Holiday tradition. Get one for everyone in the family! Take your family picture while wearing it. Go to church, go to the big get together with the fam! This Santa’s Stuck Christmas Sweater will make everyone you see laugh, or possibly feel really bad for Santa. because he’s stuck in there, and nobody has any idea how he’s getting out of there. It’s a real scene.

All Wrapped Up Christmas Sweater

All Wrapped Up Christmas Sweater

$39.99

We’re sensing a theme, here. For Halloween you dressed yourself as a big wrapped box and wrote a tag that said, "God’s Gift to Women," and now this All Wrapped Up Christmas Sweater. Well, if the system isn’t broke, why fix it, right? This is one sweater you can also wear home to a family gathering, since your mom already thinks you’re the greatest gift the world has ever seen. Later, when you debut this pullover knit at your pal’s sweater party, you may genuinely intend to hook yourself a holiday sweetie this yule. We must admit that this sweater-with its big red bow and sprigs of holly-has an almost annoyingly effective charm. And, while you probably won’t have to get down underneath the Christmas tree, we can’t guarantee it-that’s the price you pay for turning yourself into a highly anticipated cultural symbol. But who knows, it could all pay off as you get "unwrapped" later on. Wink, wink.

Santa's Stuck Christmas Sweater

Santa’s Stuck Christmas Sweater

$39.99

This sweater is going to become the new family Holiday tradition. Get one for everyone in the family! Take your family picture while wearing it. Go to church, go to the big get together with the fam! This Santa’s Stuck Christmas Sweater will make everyone you see laugh, or possibly feel really bad for Santa. because he’s stuck in there, and nobody has any idea how he’s getting out of there. It’s a real scene.

Women's Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

$29.99

As much as your grandma tries to knit you some really terrible sweaters (which she thinks are really cute) for you to wear to your office Christmas party, she can’t compete with this piece of, uh interesting, apparel. Ugly Christmas sweater parties are all the rage right now! We are also aware of how hard it is to find that perfect sweater that’s both a little ugly and a little cute, am I right? Like really, who knew it could be so hard to pick out something that is suppose to be ugly? Instead of rummaging through dusty old thrift stores to find a sweater that doesn’t smell like mildew, we can make the shopping experience easy for you! This perfectly hideous Christmas vest is sure to get you those compliments we all secretly want to hear. You will be the envy of the office and the best part is, it can be shipped right to your door! Grandma raised a winner, right? She wants you to be showered with all the glory of winning that ugly sweater contest, so the only logical choice is to wear this shirt, which has puppies, kitties and the other cliched goodness that make up the perfect ugly Christmas sweater!

Pole Dancing Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater

Pole Dancing Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.99

Once our favorite night of fun, Halloween, has passed there is another holiday that we all love here and that is Christmas! There are just so many fun things going on during this winter celebration. Decorating the outside of your home as well as the inside with bright and colorful lights is just the beginning! Then there’s the exchanging of gifts with loved ones and of course, who can forget the amazing ugly sweater parties! Our favorite part of Christmas is definitely all the ugly sweaters, they are just so unique and ugly each in their own way. Have THE hideous sweater no one is expecting when you enter the party scene wearing this Pole Dancing Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater! Everyone will get a hoot out of the bills and exotic dancing elves printed over this cozy apparel. You’ll be able to give the best gift this Christmas with this ugly sweater, the gift of laughter!

Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

$44.99

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Sing it with us. Had a very shiny HORN. Wait, what?And if you ever saw him. Ah, that’s better…You would even say he’s a UNICORN. Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Disrupt the norms this holiday season with this super-fun take on a classic Christmas party trend. Leave the pom poms, sequins, and Grandma June’s needlework locked in a trunk; this Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater can get you ready for your eggnog in humorous and huggable style! It features a festive print of polka dots and pine trees, with an unmistakable Rudolph unicorn prancing front and center. Take a page out of ole’ Rudy’s book and show that you’re comfy being different. It’s about time your pals learned your new rendition of a classic!

Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

$38.99  $34.99

Do you love Christmas? Do you love Christmas, but also love Kung-Fu, and just wish there was a way to combine the two?Look, we’re not judging, but that’s kind of an unexpected combo, and we honestly never thought we would write the above query. It’s kind of like saying, "Do you like peanut butter? Do you also like mayonnaise? Do you ever wish that you could just combine the two and have a Peanut Butter Mayonnaise spread?" Because, like, mayonnaise and mustard? Now that makes sense! That’s even considered a regular condiment in European countries like Amsterdam (did you know that we lived in Europe once? Yeah, we lived there for a couple of years after college. Yeah, it wasn’t that big of a deal, but…you know. It taught us some stuff). And like, Christmas and…palm trees, maybe, now that also makes sense, because some people like to go away to tropical islands during the holidays (people like supermodels and celebrities, we mean. Like, what’s it like to be rich?) and just because you live in Florida doesn’t mean that Christmas is canceled. Even though, just between us? It probably should be. But even though we’re probably sliding around a lot of judgement about a lot of things, you do you, boo! If you want a snowman who knows how to slice through the air with a Katana sword, who are we to tell you how to celebrate? We mean, we will, if you let us, but otherwise, go on with your bad self and rock this Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater around that Christmas Tree! Now, let’s talk about where you’re going to college.

Santa's Stuck Christmas Sweater

Santa’s Stuck Christmas Sweater

$39.99

This sweater is going to become the new family Holiday tradition. Get one for everyone in the family! Take your family picture while wearing it. Go to church, go to the big get together with the fam! This Santa’s Stuck Christmas Sweater will make everyone you see laugh, or possibly feel really bad for Santa. because he’s stuck in there, and nobody has any idea how he’s getting out of there. It’s a real scene.

Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

$38.99  $34.99

The holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That’s always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective… at least for a while. Of course, we’re talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus! Some don’t view Santa’s visits as oh-so-jolly. Some just see it as wanton destruction and violence. While cookies might lose some of the friends in action, the rest of us are still stoked about Santa coming to visit, though, so you can spread the message about the strong feelings that Cookie Folk have regarding this season with this Cook Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The acrylic shirt is comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring their feelings, but, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? This is about as good as they’re going to get… at least until they get eaten. Then, they’re going to be really good!

Women's Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

$29.99

As much as your grandma tries to knit you some really terrible sweaters (which she thinks are really cute) for you to wear to your office Christmas party, she can’t compete with this piece of, uh interesting, apparel. Ugly Christmas sweater parties are all the rage right now! We are also aware of how hard it is to find that perfect sweater that’s both a little ugly and a little cute, am I right? Like really, who knew it could be so hard to pick out something that is suppose to be ugly? Instead of rummaging through dusty old thrift stores to find a sweater that doesn’t smell like mildew, we can make the shopping experience easy for you! This perfectly hideous Christmas vest is sure to get you those compliments we all secretly want to hear. You will be the envy of the office and the best part is, it can be shipped right to your door! Grandma raised a winner, right? She wants you to be showered with all the glory of winning that ugly sweater contest, so the only logical choice is to wear this shirt, which has puppies, kitties and the other cliched goodness that make up the perfect ugly Christmas sweater!

Santa Christmas Sweater

Santa Christmas Sweater

$39.99

Some people like to wear shirts and sweaters that rep guys like Notorious B.I.G, and that’s cool and all. But you want everyone to know that you’re a fan of the Virtuous O.S.N. (that’s "Old Saint Nick," which you totally already knew), a famous "wrapper". of Christmas gifts! And there’s no better place to prove your dedication to the Red One than that upcoming Christmas celebration or "ugly sweater" party. If you’re going to the latter, though, we hope they’ll still let you in, because this awesome Santa Christmas Sweater is anything but ugly! It’s richly colored in the spirit of the season, with a bright green background that’s offset with a red collar, sleeve cuffs and waistband. And it’s got the face of everyone’s favorite Jolly old gift-bearer knitted prominently onto the front, right where everyone can see it. So whether you’re going to a Christmas party or you just want to stay warm and show your appreciation for Santa Claus, do it in this Santa Christmas Sweater!

Peeking Santa Christmas Sweater

Peeking Santa Christmas Sweater

$39.99

It’s a lot of hard work for ole Santa Clause to keep an eye on everyone in the world in order to place them on his naughty or nice list. He’s tried the whole elf on a shelf thing, but that’s not enough. He’s had his reindeer fly all around the world with recording devices, but there just weren’t enough reindeer to capture film of everything at all times. He almost had his smartest elf hack into government satellites in order to get surveillance on the world but backed out at the last second. He didn’t want Big Brother getting involved in the holiday and ruining it for everyone. Instead he decided to partner up with companies such as ourselves, and sell these Peeking Santa Christmas Sweaters. Now you can help Santa complete his naughty or nice list whenever you toss on this cozy sweater. Just download the moving eye app and toss it in the smartphone pouch. Then you’ll be ready to go all around the party scene this Christmas season and help Santa keep on eye on all your friends and neighbors.

Santa Christmas Sweater

Santa Christmas Sweater

$39.99

Some people like to wear shirts and sweaters that rep guys like Notorious B.I.G, and that’s cool and all. But you want everyone to know that you’re a fan of the Virtuous O.S.N. (that’s "Old Saint Nick," which you totally already knew), a famous "wrapper". of Christmas gifts! And there’s no better place to prove your dedication to the Red One than that upcoming Christmas celebration or "ugly sweater" party. If you’re going to the latter, though, we hope they’ll still let you in, because this awesome Santa Christmas Sweater is anything but ugly! It’s richly colored in the spirit of the season, with a bright green background that’s offset with a red collar, sleeve cuffs and waistband. And it’s got the face of everyone’s favorite Jolly old gift-bearer knitted prominently onto the front, right where everyone can see it. So whether you’re going to a Christmas party or you just want to stay warm and show your appreciation for Santa Claus, do it in this Santa Christmas Sweater!

Child Reindeer Christmas Sweater

Child Reindeer Christmas Sweater

$29.99

Do you know how Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first came to be? The lovable misfit reindeer was first created by Robert L. May, a copywriter for the department store chain Montgomery Ward, which published the story as a promotional booklet in 1939. May’s brother-in-law was the songwriter Johnny Marks, who wrote a song about Rudolph that became a hit for Gene Autry in 1949 (he also later wrote "Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree" and "A Holly Jolly Christmas"). Marks’ neighbor was Arthur Rankin Jr. (of Rankin/Bass Studios), who persuaded Marks to let him make a Rudolph TV special. Screenwriter Romeo Muller’s script was based on the song, a format which became a staple of future Rankin/Bass specials, with follow-ups like "Frosty the Snowman" and "The Little Drummer Boy." Muller has said that he would have preferred to adapt the special from the booklet, but he couldn’t find a copy. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer became the first and probably the most well-loved of all the Rankin/Bass’s many Christmas-themed stop-motion productions (fun fact: the animation technique is called Animagic, a painstaking process where jointed, wood-and-felt puppets were moved ever-so-slightly for each new frame. It took about 18 months to shoot a half-hour!). And for good reason – it’s been broadcast every holiday season since it first premiered in 1964!So if you love it as much as we still do and can’t wait to pass the beloved Christmas tradition on to the next generation, then this Child Reindeer Christmas Sweater is sure to be a hit! It’s perfect for your child’s ugly sweater parties this season (though if you ask us, it’s more adorable than "ugly"!) or for just hanging out with the family while you watch this year’s most beloved Christmas specials!

Santa Has Been Naughty Christmas Sweater

Santa Has Been Naughty Christmas Sweater

$39.99

Have you ever wondered what Santa is up to on the 364 other days of the year? He can’t possibly just sit around in his toy shop creating new presents for good little boys and girls, can he? He’s got to take a break sometime and unwind. And there’s Mrs. Claus, who certainly gets lonely when her husband’s working like mad before Christmas Day. After the last present is successfully dropped off, who could blame them if they want to let loose and celebrate a little?This Santa Has Been Naughty Sweater perfectly captures the night after Christmas up at the North Pole, in vivid detail that you probably never wanted to see-but now can never forget. It may be cold in the Arctic, but Santa and Mrs. Claus know how to steam things up and add a little Christmas joy into their own lives. Now you can join the fun with the Santa Has Been Naughty Sweater. You’ll be the center of attention with this raunchy sweater-just please, don’t wear it to the family gift exchange. Your little cousins may be a bit distressed to see this side of Santa. And you’d better hope Santa has a sense of humor, or the sweater could land you on the "naughty" list next year. Then again, naughty has never looked so fun!

Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

$44.99

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Sing it with us. Had a very shiny HORN. Wait, what?And if you ever saw him. Ah, that’s better…You would even say he’s a UNICORN. Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Disrupt the norms this holiday season with this super-fun take on a classic Christmas party trend. Leave the pom poms, sequins, and Grandma June’s needlework locked in a trunk; this Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater can get you ready for your eggnog in humorous and huggable style! It features a festive print of polka dots and pine trees, with an unmistakable Rudolph unicorn prancing front and center. Take a page out of ole’ Rudy’s book and show that you’re comfy being different. It’s about time your pals learned your new rendition of a classic!

Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.99

How many times has it happened where you see an adorable cat, stretched out and basking in the sun, it’s fuzzy little nubsy tum-tum calling out to you like fire to a moth. ‘So soft!’ you think and you know that you’re not only right but also about to be walking into a trap more severe than anything that fish-man admiral could have ever warned us about. That fuzzy kitten is made of equal parts cuddles and claws and, like a Jack-in-the-Box of doom, one never knows how many squishes and scratches we can dare before the terror is unleashed…But, to what lengths will these dangerous beasts go? We can see the apocalypse now: feline domination everywhere… beams of fiery lasers coming from their eyes. Nothing is sacred to them… for their tum-tums were touched for two seconds too long! Oh, the felinity of it all! They will destroy everything you hold dear, especially the Christmas gifts under the tree that mankind has too long told kitties were supposed to leave alone. Disaster awaits and you can warn humanity of this terrible fate with this Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas sweater. Speak of our future. You are our prophet and only salvation. If nothing else, it is warm and fuzzy… so maybe you will be able to resist the terrible tum-tums.

Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

$44.99

There are many times throughout the year that we find ourselves face-to-face with the power of a holiday spirit that almost overwhelmingly conquers all other impressions. Whether it is the push to invest time, energy, and perhaps more than a couple handfuls of dollars over Halloween towards the perfect costume that will conjure up any number of surprised faces and congratulatory compliments or the stirring wealth of candy cane tinted cheer that drives us to well-wish good tidings on our fellow humankind for the Christmas season, we can all be sure that we’ll have a number of expectations placed upon our shoulders to keep up with the droves of holiday spirit. And, let’s face it, that burden can be pretty difficult to maintain at times! Fortunately, there is more than one way to participate. And, we cannot help but feel that a good dose of goofy humor might be the perfect way to both join in the fun as well as counteract some of the force of cheer. It is for this reason that the complicated and dual-functioning Ugly Christmas Sweater tradition became a reality. And, this Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater is perhaps one of the greatest entries into that contest imaginable. Made of soft cotton and featuring wintery snowflakes and equally wintery moose in the process of being themselves, this otherwise red sweater will leave your friends and family blushing away the giggles for years to come.

Doctor Who Tardis Printed Fleece Christmas Sweater

Doctor Who Tardis Printed Fleece Christmas Sweater

$44.99

Ugly sweater party? More like awesome sweater party! And that’s exactly what you’ll be in our Doctor Who Tardis Printed Fleece Christmas Sweater. You’ll be awesome. Time-bendingly superb. This lovely little number is decorated with motifs of Tardises (Tardi?) and Sonic Screwdrivers in a festive holiday pattern. It’s in classic Police Box blue with splashes of white. Don this geeky little number and you’re sure to make all your Whovian friends very jealous. For not only will you be wrapped in symbols of our illustrious Doctor, you’ll be toasty warm as well! It doesn’t get much better than that! . Okay, it could get better if you were wearing this Tardis shirt IN the Tardis, but that one’s on you.

Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

$38.99  $34.99

Do you love Christmas? Do you love Christmas, but also love Kung-Fu, and just wish there was a way to combine the two?Look, we’re not judging, but that’s kind of an unexpected combo, and we honestly never thought we would write the above query. It’s kind of like saying, "Do you like peanut butter? Do you also like mayonnaise? Do you ever wish that you could just combine the two and have a Peanut Butter Mayonnaise spread?" Because, like, mayonnaise and mustard? Now that makes sense! That’s even considered a regular condiment in European countries like Amsterdam (did you know that we lived in Europe once? Yeah, we lived there for a couple of years after college. Yeah, it wasn’t that big of a deal, but…you know. It taught us some stuff). And like, Christmas and…palm trees, maybe, now that also makes sense, because some people like to go away to tropical islands during the holidays (people like supermodels and celebrities, we mean. Like, what’s it like to be rich?) and just because you live in Florida doesn’t mean that Christmas is canceled. Even though, just between us? It probably should be. But even though we’re probably sliding around a lot of judgement about a lot of things, you do you, boo! If you want a snowman who knows how to slice through the air with a Katana sword, who are we to tell you how to celebrate? We mean, we will, if you let us, but otherwise, go on with your bad self and rock this Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater around that Christmas Tree! Now, let’s talk about where you’re going to college.

Peeking Santa Christmas Sweater

Peeking Santa Christmas Sweater

$39.99

It’s a lot of hard work for ole Santa Clause to keep an eye on everyone in the world in order to place them on his naughty or nice list. He’s tried the whole elf on a shelf thing, but that’s not enough. He’s had his reindeer fly all around the world with recording devices, but there just weren’t enough reindeer to capture film of everything at all times. He almost had his smartest elf hack into government satellites in order to get surveillance on the world but backed out at the last second. He didn’t want Big Brother getting involved in the holiday and ruining it for everyone. Instead he decided to partner up with companies such as ourselves, and sell these Peeking Santa Christmas Sweaters. Now you can help Santa complete his naughty or nice list whenever you toss on this cozy sweater. Just download the moving eye app and toss it in the smartphone pouch. Then you’ll be ready to go all around the party scene this Christmas season and help Santa keep on eye on all your friends and neighbors.

Boys Peanuts Snoopy & Woodstock Ugly Christmas Sweater

Boys Peanuts Snoopy & Woodstock Ugly Christmas Sweater

$24.99

We know everybody loves their dogs just the way they are, but if you’re honest, haven’t you always wished just a little bit that yours could be more like Snoopy? As awesome as the loyalty and good nature of the average dog might be, it’s hard to deny that a dog with a rich inner life and an endlessly active social circle would be a mighty cool thing as well. Snoopy lives large enough for ten dogs, what with his fighter-plane missions, his novel writing, and his various schemes and adventures with his bird buddy Woodstock. Even in a relatively quiet moment like the one captured on this ugly Christmas sweater, Snoopy’s going above and beyond, strolling through a winter wonderland with his Santa hat and scarf (worn extra long to ensure there’s enough for Woodstock too). With snowflakes and mistletoe trimming the top and a roomy, comfy fit, this is guaranteed to be a Christmas season classic. We just hope the family dog isn’t the jealous kind.

Granny Got Run Over by a Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

Granny Got Run Over by a Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.99

Everyone knows and loves the classic jingle about a poor elderly woman being the victim of a hit and run. Now you can easily get that catchy tune stuck in the heads of your friends and family. Once the Christmas season starts up you can start wearing this Granny Got Run Over By A Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater and entrap the lovable ditty in everyone’s mind! It’s cuddly, it’s warm, and it will be perfect to wear while enjoying your winter nights wrapped up in a blanket with a cup of hot cocoa. Of course, if you’re more of an active person then you can enjoy dancing around at all the ugly sweater parties you’re invited to over the holiday season. This sweater is so ugly that it’s almost cute… in an ugly sort of way. Whichever way you decide to spend your holiday this year, just make sure you’re staying nice and toasty with this humorous novelty sweater!

Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

$44.99

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Sing it with us. Had a very shiny HORN. Wait, what?And if you ever saw him. Ah, that’s better…You would even say he’s a UNICORN. Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Disrupt the norms this holiday season with this super-fun take on a classic Christmas party trend. Leave the pom poms, sequins, and Grandma June’s needlework locked in a trunk; this Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater can get you ready for your eggnog in humorous and huggable style! It features a festive print of polka dots and pine trees, with an unmistakable Rudolph unicorn prancing front and center. Take a page out of ole’ Rudy’s book and show that you’re comfy being different. It’s about time your pals learned your new rendition of a classic!

Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

$38.99  $34.99

Do you love Christmas? Do you love Christmas, but also love Kung-Fu, and just wish there was a way to combine the two?Look, we’re not judging, but that’s kind of an unexpected combo, and we honestly never thought we would write the above query. It’s kind of like saying, "Do you like peanut butter? Do you also like mayonnaise? Do you ever wish that you could just combine the two and have a Peanut Butter Mayonnaise spread?" Because, like, mayonnaise and mustard? Now that makes sense! That’s even considered a regular condiment in European countries like Amsterdam (did you know that we lived in Europe once? Yeah, we lived there for a couple of years after college. Yeah, it wasn’t that big of a deal, but…you know. It taught us some stuff). And like, Christmas and…palm trees, maybe, now that also makes sense, because some people like to go away to tropical islands during the holidays (people like supermodels and celebrities, we mean. Like, what’s it like to be rich?) and just because you live in Florida doesn’t mean that Christmas is canceled. Even though, just between us? It probably should be. But even though we’re probably sliding around a lot of judgement about a lot of things, you do you, boo! If you want a snowman who knows how to slice through the air with a Katana sword, who are we to tell you how to celebrate? We mean, we will, if you let us, but otherwise, go on with your bad self and rock this Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater around that Christmas Tree! Now, let’s talk about where you’re going to college.

Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

$38.99  $34.99

The holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That’s always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective… at least for a while. Of course, we’re talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus! Some don’t view Santa’s visits as oh-so-jolly. Some just see it as wanton destruction and violence. While cookies might lose some of the friends in action, the rest of us are still stoked about Santa coming to visit, though, so you can spread the message about the strong feelings that Cookie Folk have regarding this season with this Cook Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The acrylic shirt is comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring their feelings, but, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? This is about as good as they’re going to get… at least until they get eaten. Then, they’re going to be really good!

Gingerbread Cookie Christmas Sweater

Gingerbread Cookie Christmas Sweater

$39.99

Does Grandma ever complain that no one seems to fully appreciate her cookies? Become her favorite Grandchild when you wear your cookie sweater this Holiday season. You might even get an extra five dollar bill in your birthday card this year! You’re going to love this sweater so much you’ll be sad the season only comes but once a year but, as they say, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Donning gay apparel never looked this good. As you’re decking the halls this Holiday season, shock your fellow revelers when you download the free app and put your smartphone in the integrated pocket. People can watch as that poor, panicked gingerbread man meets his fate. Let’s face it, eating gingerbread men has always been satisfying, and partially for sadistic reasons. Celebrate the holiday in a way that’s completely you: mostly nice and just a little bit naughty.

Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

$38.99  $34.99

The holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That’s always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective… at least for a while. Of course, we’re talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus! Some don’t view Santa’s visits as oh-so-jolly. Some just see it as wanton destruction and violence. While cookies might lose some of the friends in action, the rest of us are still stoked about Santa coming to visit, though, so you can spread the message about the strong feelings that Cookie Folk have regarding this season with this Cook Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The acrylic shirt is comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring their feelings, but, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? This is about as good as they’re going to get… at least until they get eaten. Then, they’re going to be really good!

How The Grinch Stole Christmas Boys Ugly Sweater

How The Grinch Stole Christmas Boys Ugly Sweater

$24.99

Does your little one wish he could taste Who hash and cut the Roast Beast? If your little boy idolizes the Grinch more than Santa Claus, he needs this How The Grinch Stole Christmas Ugly Sweater! This cute sweater is perfect for wearing to holiday parties and taking festive pictures.

Christmas Nice Sweater

Christmas Nice Sweater

$39.99

You won’t get a stocking full of coal on Christmas morning! Not when you wear this Christmas Nice Sweater on Christmas Eve. No, your stocking will be filled with fun stuff. So enjoy your holiday in a comfy sweater that lets everyone, including Santa that you’re on the nice list this year! Is it really Christmas time with attending an ugly Christmas sweater party? This sweater would be the perfect outfit choice, even it’s not ugly sweater themed and just a plain old holiday party it works for that too! Decked out in red and green, even a candy cane, this sweater is one that Old Saint Nick would be proud to see you sporting! Just don’t pull any crazy shenanigans will wearing this sweater, even though it says nice, Santa knows when you’re being naughty!

Quacker Factory Christmas Tree Button Down Long Sleeve Sweater

Quacker Factory Christmas Tree Button Down Long Sleeve Sweater

$61.00

Happier holidays. Dress for the season in this button-front sweater from Quacker Factory(R). A Christmas tree detail with embroidery and sequin embellishments makes it a festive fashion. From Quacker Factory.

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